Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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