come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
