i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Someone came in the potted fern
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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