I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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