Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
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