i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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