She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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