i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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