fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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