Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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