I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
If its not for food we ain't going out.
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