Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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