Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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