i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Randomize
