it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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