She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
The girls stopped by my apartment. They caught me naked with a nearly empty bottle of vodka in one hand, drawing crop circles in the carpet with the vacuum.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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