I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
tell me about the fingering
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