my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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