She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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