hell yes lets make some ravioli
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
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