porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I have tasted many bathrooms
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
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