You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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