"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
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