Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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