Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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