Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
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