yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Randomize
