when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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