Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Fuck appropriateness.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
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