new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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