no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
A+ Viking dick
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
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