"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
How does one acquire holy water?
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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