Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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