CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
Randomize
