i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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