we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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