Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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