How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
