Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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