he told me I talked like a deaf person
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
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