Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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