Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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