i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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