My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
kristin has been a bad kristin
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
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