I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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