Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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