she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
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