We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
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