Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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