like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
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