Quick, to the slutcave!
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
You have to summon your inner elephant
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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