rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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